Telegram

Dear readers,
Hello my friends! I know it has been awhile since you have been graced with my presence and slobbery kisses. Please bow. Thank you.

As you know, I demand attention and not just any attention, but the attention only a King deserves. Speaking of attention, ever since this little Prince Caden entered the picture, things have not been the same. Our nightly walks have been shaved down to a brisk neighborhood walks. Albeit, sometimes Casey gets a wild hair and decides to take me running with him... for 6 miles. I almost had a heart attack.

Back in the day, I could make my parents laugh. Oh, the fun we had. Long gone are the days of them laughing at my flatulence issues. Even with my flatulence, they think it's the Prince almost every time. I dearly believe I should get credit where credit is due. It's a good thing I love the little Prince. He lets me give him endless amounts of kisses and he actually talks to me. It's a bunch a babbling nonsense, but it sure is cute. He also has the best toys. Many of them squeak and make weird warrior sounds. They are my favorite and lucky for me, the parents forget to put them up every once and awhile and I have the honor of playing with them throughout the night. It's a good thing I have the Prince around. This house is fit for a King, but needs a Prince too.

Regards,
King Jonzy

P.S. Slobbery kiss

(he always gets ya when you least expect it)